Man Up Stand Up

Rocky knows he's going to beat his kids, not abuse them- just smack them when they do something wrong. Keith Ernst talks about how sports are not jobs and celebrity baby names. Jay Malone hates working, can't grow a beard, is dating while broke and made the mistake of going to the gym for cosmetic reasons. Kivi Rogers loves America, but we should stop bitching and asks if you've punched a wall.

I didn't realize how disgusting I was until a girl came over to my apartment. Getting married really makes you confront those deep religious questions. Eddie Pence can't make himself care about baby carriages and hates his neighbor for making him look bad at sex. Tom is trying to be supportive of his father quiting smoking.

Willy Tylers little friend Lester the dummy gets in a fight and is outmatched by a karate master! Laz liked The Dark Knight, but what was with Batman's voice? Joe Cook has a different perspective now since he works with all women. Different genres of musicians make different faces while playing guitar, Satanic Country.

Chris Porter thinks the Birth Control Patch is a better invention than the wheel. Tony's nice smile and dimples ruin his thug credibility. Shoulder shrubbery to hide in. People "double dipping" on cell phone conversations. Eric's mom took him rollerskating to meet girls. Never use the mens room with roller skates. In his next life Todd wants to be a bull rider.

Tony demonstrates the difference between men and women. Jesse had some problems at the border coming back from a Mexican strip club. Driving in LA, California Fires, Gov Arnold impression, "Get to the chopper now." What's that noise he makes? Lou is proud of having a crappy car and likes to have fun with cops.

Ace loves hooking up with older women because he may know their son. Ryan did a body shot off of a fat chick. Ryan would date the girl from The Grudge movies. People with bad breath talk too close. Ocean knows your career is over when white people call you a douche bag. Having a male roomate in your 30's is wrong. Nathan's dad likes his old roommate Roy better.

Brian would like to sexually harrass someone but he works with all guys. He still has to watch the video. Tom McClain didn't do a pre-nup with his wife; she didn't want a million baseball cards. Denny sings a country song for people who hate country and does his impression of a gay marine. Phil hurt himself learning to surf but got to stay in the hospital with morphine.

Jocks into sports and geeks into comic books are actually the same kind of guy. Geoff hates broke people who wear wireless ear pieces. Tattoos are a good way to show the world you are bad, with money. If Humberto has enough money for beer and rent he is living the American dream. Dating a black girl has it's benefits on the basketball court. A Mexican invented the birth control pill.

Being addicted to internet porn makes Kevins real life sex life tough. As a fat man on the tredmill at the gym, it's awkward when the old man next to you can run faster. Women give you warning signs when they are going to leave you. Military reporters for CNN are the bravest.

Not being an alcoholic, Jeff can drink as much as he wants. A night of drinking ends up one of two ways. Getting in a bar fight and fighting the four legged short guy... the bar stool. Girls should really take one for the team- Matt's team.

If you're trying to be a gangster, don't hang out in a bookstore. If one guy doesn't have to take any lip from his wife, it's Barrack Obama. John loves Mexicans because, like the Irish, they love to drink, fight and you know what comes after fighting. Jeff Klinger was married to his third favorite girlfriend.

At 19, Taylor doesn't have a lot of life experience so he does material of his life as a middle aged divorced guy 20 years from now. Jeff comments on joining the army and modern technology. Going to the strip club and picking up girls at the club. Vic Dunlop has been married for 25 years!