The Best Of The Carol Burnett Show

Tonight's episode features a take-off of the classic Elizabeth Taylor film "National Velvet", and a sketch with Carol and Harvey as a married couple at their regularly scheduled gripe session.

Carol welcomes the great Madeline Kahn to the show! Ms. Kahn appears in the latest sketch with "The Family" as the pretentious director and star of a play in which Eunice has been cast.

Comedian Alan King guest stars as Carol's distracted psychiatrist. Also: an exhausted Carol tries to make hubby Tim breakfast; a nurse (Vicki) and patient (Carol) recognize each other from high school.

Ms. Betty White is tonight's guest! Betty joins in the latest installment of "The Family" wherein Mama has decided to clean up her attic. Also: Carol and Tim try to get rid of a counterfeit $20 bill.

The delightful Dick Van Dyke is Carol's guest, lending his impressive talents to an homage to Shirley Temple films, "Little Miss Showbiz", with Carol as bratty orphan Honey Bunny.

Happy National Secretary Week! Tonight, Mr. Tudball takes his secretary Mrs. Wiggins out for lunch. Elsewhere: Harvey and Carol pick up on each other in a bar--and find they have something in common.

Tonight, Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call, Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner, and the talented Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent as musicians in a recital.

Hal Linden takes a leave from the 12th Precinct to cut it up with Carol & company! Tonight: ham actors Funt & Mundane score a hit; Tim's "Oldest Man" character is completely at sea as a ship's captain.

Guest Neil Sedaka joins the gang for a set of commercial parodies. Also: Harvey learns to not pick up on ladies at the I.R.S. office, and Carol tries to get important houseguests to call it a night.

Guest Ken Berry is back to sing and dance his way into your heart. Also: Mr. Tudball tries to implement an office fire safety program with Mrs. Wiggins.