Cow & Chicken

Cow gets a pet anaconda. Then, Cow and Chicken stumble upon a laughing puddle near the playground. Everybody that goes into it never returns. Finally, I.R. Baboon adopts a baby and I.M. Weasel is the nanny.

Mom and Dad sign Cow and Chicken up for pirate lessons from Red. Then, Red suggests Cow and Chicken trick-or-treat as human beings on Halloween. Finally, Weasel creates a world in a petri dish. Baboon creates one in a kitty litter box.

Cow's tongue goes on a crime spree! Chicken has a hot date! And I.M. Weasel somehow makes all the water disappear. No idea how.

When the school's #1 Sumo wrestler breaks his spleen by bending over, a new Sumo wrestler must be chosen. And Cow fits the bill.

While on a safari in Africa, Cow and Chicken almost become grizzly beaver food. Luckily, Supercow is on hand to save the day.

Boneless teaches Cow and Chicken the arts of kite flying. And somehow Chicken lays an egg. Yes, we know, he is a boy.

Cow and Chicken get stuck in a recliner, I.M Weasel rocks out in a rocking chair, and some random cop tells Cow and Chicken they have crooked teeth.

Chicken gets a credit card in a cereal box, which would normally raise a red flag. But you know Chicken. Then later he gets stuck in Cow's stomach.

After a brief altercation with the school bully, Chicken learns just enough karate to make him think he knows karate. Subsequent beatings ensue.

First Chicken glues himself to Cow's head. Apparently he has a good reason. Then their parents try and make Cow and Chicken afraid of the dark.

Chicken becomes the star player of the Plastic Surgery team and Cow is the head cheerleader. Their school has a Plastic Surgery team? Just... wow.

Red's going to make Cow a movie star! A star I tell ya! Then, somehow, Cow and Chicken accidently create clean, constant perpetual energy.

Chicken makes a copy of himself on the school's copy machine that comes to life and goes on a rampage. Then he discovers caffeine and that is baaad.