Comedy Central Presents

Kurt Metzger discusses Ben & Jerry's versus Haagen-Dazs, New York City's rich culinary scene and how to handle STD test anxiety.

Doug Benson discusses his marijuana use, his love of movies, and dating in the real world vs. dating in movies.

Anthony Jeselnik talks about his childhood, his family, dating habits, religion, and unfortunate accidents.

Brian Scolaro discusses the ways he might die, his evasive approach to weight loss and what makes a good waiter at an Italian restaurant.

Jasper Redd compares the KKK to Elmer Fudd, explains his aversion to flatscreen TVs and shares an idea for making car horns more intense.

Rob Stapleton reminisces about growing up in New York City, describes the difference between black and white cookouts, and explains how to stealthily order drugs.

Tommy Johnagin discusses the standard for a successful marriage, ineffective Kama Sutra moves and having a mother who constantly worries.

Jamie Lissow bemoans the struggles of living in New York City, reminisces about his days on the high school wrestling team and explains why he's not a fan of magicians.

Dan Levy talks about meeting Justin Timberlake at the gym, being high at a historical landmark in Amsterdam and how young people would react to being drafted into the war.

Joe DeRosa discusses his hate of people and weddings, his opinions of superheroes and the Catholic religion, and then recalls his worst stand-up experience.

Pete Lee talks about the Metallica stickers on his sewing machine, describes the best tough-guy nicknames and shares his love for revenge.

Rebecca Corry imagines what it would be like if bank tellers acted like rock stars, shares her desire to date a guy like Jesus and poses an incredibly difficult math problem.

Greer Barnes talks about scuba diving in Australia, reporting suspicious packages on the subway and answering his girlfriend's bizarre questions.

Red Grant talks about ugly babies, bad drivers and making decisions in the grocery store checkout line.

Eddie Ifft compares the prices of oil and printer ink cartridges, talks about traveling in Amsterdam and explains why drugs should be legal for the elderly.

Chris Porter talks about marrying young, the difficulties of texting and people who honk their horn in traffic.

Jimmy Carr employs his fresh British wit to answer some of life's most difficult questions.

Erin Foley discusses meeting people at the gym, realistic Taco Bell commercials and vegan cookbooks.

Greg Warren talks about working at Denny's, the difficulties of switching tables at a restaurant and the reason he quit the Army.

Tom Rhodes explains why Oprah Winfrey should be the pope, questions Christians who are on low-carb diets and talks about losing a boxing match.

Josh Blue discusses his new hairdo, being drug tested for the Paralympic Games and meeting his wife's parents for the first time.

Bo Burnham likes to sing about high school parties, sex and love.

John Mulaney isn't used to being an object of fear. He also wonders how the bartenders on Law & Order remember all their customers.

Kristen Schaal stress eats, gets dumped, and re-enacts the final days of Anne Boleyn in this stand-up special.