Comedy Central Presents

Steve McGrew explains why he goes to Walmart as an anti-depressant and thinks Alcoholics Anonymous questionaires should be more realistic.

Lizz Winstead explains why she's not afraid of terrorists and suggests ways to convince Republicans to support marriage equality.

Jimmy Carr questions his own survival instincts, wonders why trailers just don't drive out of the way of tornados and citicizes the ending of "The Passion of the Christ."

Godfrey explores the fine arts of catching the subway and programming answering machines in this episode of Comedy Central Presents.

Tess explains the difference between "plus sized" and "juicy" and why she was bad at temp work.

Reno Collier points out the ineffectiveness of slingshots, talks about why he'd rather be drunk than famous and explains why teachers have to be great liars.

Christian Finnegan will put up with an $85 a month fat tax and being bad at Monopoly, but he has no patience for chatty urinal-mates.

Jeff Cesario discusses America's many contradictions, explains why jerks never get cancer and flaunts his uniquely Midwestern physique.

Drew Fraser explains why he never sleeps with skinny women, why only kids in the suburbs go missing and why he needs more sleep the older he gets.

Russ Meneve talks about breaking up via email, preferring food to sex and the alarming number of annual shark attacks.

Dan Naturman thinks flying JetBlue is the best way to avoid a hijacking and explains why Maryland speed traps are a bit extreme.

Lynne Koplitz wonders what Jesus would do if he lived in New York City, weighs in on children who grow up in Manhattan and explains why her boyfriend thinks she's crazy.

Tom Shillue warns about the alarming frequency of "wrong-side surgery," gets embarrassed about his dad's shameless shirt re-tucking and makes the Constitution sound sexy.

Todd Lynn explains why New Yorkers make everything aggravating, misses old-fashioned phones and wishes there was a slur that could actually offend white people.

Impressionist Aries Spears imagines a world where Bill Cosby and Eddie Murphy must resort to cannibalism.

Vic Henley weighs in on New York City accents, living in the South and British-U.S. relations.

Keith Robinson talks about growing up in South Philadelphia, the National Spelling Bee and modern hip hop.

Rocky LaPorte reminisces about growing up in Brooklyn, being held back in school and the underwhelming menagerie of the Staten Island Zoo.

Craig Shoemaker weighs in on childbirth, having sex after having kids and trying to find things to talk about with his married friends.

Harland Williams talks about trying to speak Chinese, having sex with someone who's had plastic surgery and knowing tanning salon protocol.

Al Madrigal discusses his Mexican roots and how to deal with bad fast-food employees in this stand-up special.

Alonzo Bodden poses a theory about the origin of the term ""African American,"" discusses the natural balance of stereotypes and questions the Iraq War.

Henry Phillips shares songs about booty calls, lowered dating standards and trying to sing the blues when you don't really have any problems.

Corey Holcomb examines the upside to dating bad girls, explains the real cause for erectile dysfunction and gives advice on how to date multiple women.