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Rules of Engagement

PRIMETIME EMMYS® 2X nominee in 2011
Rules of Engagement is a comedy about the different phases of male/female relationships, as seen through the eyes of a newly engaged couple, Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), a long-time married pair, Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price), and a single guy on the prowl, Russell (David Spade) and his assistant, Timmy (Adhir Kalyan). As they find out, the often conf...
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  1. S5 E1 - Surro-gate
    September 19, 2010
    21min
    TV-PG
    Jeff (Patrick Warburton) becomes concerned when he sees Russell (David Spade) and Pam (guest star Jaime Pressly), the potential new surrogate, leave the apartment building together. In an attempt to stop anything from happening, Jeff enlists the help of Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich). By the time Jennifer arrives at Russell's apartment, it is too late. An infuriated Jeff f...
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  2. S5 E2 - The Bank
    September 26, 2010
    22min
    TV-PG
    Russell (David Spade) tries to help Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) with his new crush, co-worker Allison (guest star Taryn Southern) by sending a suggestive email to her from Timmy's computer. Allison, offended by the email, avoids Timmy until they both discover Russell's ploy. Impressed with Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) ability to manipulate an argument with Audrey (Megyn Price), Adam (Oliver Hudson) is ...
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  3. S5 E3 - Rug-of-War
    October 3, 2010
    22min
    TV-PG
    Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) attend an adoption fair. Confusion quickly ensues and they are kicked out as a result, another hurdle in their attempt to have a baby. Jeff and Audrey decide to give their old rug to Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich). Disaster strikes while Russell (David Spade) is left alone in the office as Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) is out helping...
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  4. S5 E4 - Handy Man
    October 10, 2010
    22min
    TV-PG
    Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) is pleased when Russell (David Spade) invites him to travel on a business trip only to discover Russell's fear of flying. Audrey (Megyn Price) complains to Jeff (Patrick Warburton) that their marriage has lost its romance. Jeff's attempts to rekindle the flame backfires.
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  5. S5 E5 - Play Ball
    October 17, 2010
    21min
    TV-PG
    When she realizes it's making her miserable, Audrey (Megyn Price) contemplates quitting her job, with Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) encouragement. Meanwhile, Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) takes his frustrations out on Russell (David Spade) after Allison (Taryn Southern)tells Timmy she wants to slow things down, in an effort to get to know each other better. Embarrassed by the story of how she and Adam (Ol...
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  6. S5 E6 - Baked
    October 24, 2010
    22min
    TV-PG
    An unemployed Audrey (Megyn Price) drives Jeff (Patrick Warburton) crazy in her attempt to find her “purpose.” Russell (David Spade) once again attempts to give Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) relationship advise and tries to make him “one of the guys.” Meanwhile, Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) stumble upon memorabilia while cleaning out their storage unit.
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  7. S5 E7 - Mannequin Head Ball
    October 31, 2010
    22min
    TV-PG
    When Jeff (Patrick Warburton) can't get out of the lease for a retail space he rented for Audrey's (Megyn Price) fleeting cookie business, he and Adam (Oliver Hudson) invent a new game involving the heads of mannequins. Audrey and Jen (Bianca Kajlich) watch the game on a security camera online and liken the men's behavior to Diane Fossey observing the gorillas. Meanwhile, Russell (David Spade)...
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  8. S5 E8 - Les-Bro
    November 7, 2010
    22min
    TV-PG
    Joan Collins and Sara Rue guest star in this episode. Russell's flamboyant mom (guest star Joan Collins) pays her son a visit and spends time with his assistant Timmy (Adhir Kalyan). Brenda (guest star Sara Rue), a teammate on Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) softball team, suggests that she could be a potential surrogate for he and Audrey (Megyn Price). Written by: Gloria Calderon Kellett Directed ...
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  9. S5 E9 - The Big Picture
    November 14, 2010
    22min
    TV-PG
    Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) begrudgingly helps Russell (David Spade) adjust to a new lifestyle once Russell's mother cuts off his trust fund. Audrey (Megyn Price) visits Jeff (Patrick Warburton) at his office and is horrified when she finds an unflattering picture of her in the boss' office, and attempts to steal the picture, but her plan backfires. Meanwhile, Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianc...
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  10. S5 E10 - Fun Run
    November 21, 2010
    22min
    TV-PG
    Jeff (Patrick Warburton) needs to figure out how to ask his co-workers to donate money for Audrey's (Megyn Price)10K run for charity after he's told them not to ask him to participate anymore in their fund raisers. Meanwhile, the tables are turned on Russell (David Spade) when Heather (guest star Bree Turner), a new girl he's interested in, seems to be blowing him off. Written by: Tom Hertz Di...
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  11. S5 E11 - Refusing to Budget
    December 5, 2010
    22min
    TV-PG
    Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) continues to help Russell (David Spade) with his budget. Audrey (Megyn Price) takes a job as a hostess at her favorite restaurant and runs into an old college classmate while on the job. Adam (Oliver Hudson) takes offense after Jen (Bianca Kajlich) tells him he talks too much.
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  12. S5 E12 - Little Bummer Boy
    December 12, 2010
    21min
    TV-PG
    Russell (David Spade) finds the unexpected reason behind his negativity towards the holidays. Adam's (Oliver Hudson) gift for Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) goes missing and he is forced into some uncomfortable situations in order to get it back. Meanwhile Audrey (Megyn Price) tries too hard to impress the guests at Jeff's (Patrick Warburton) office holiday party.
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  13. S5 E13 - The Home Stretch
    January 2, 2011
    22min
    TV-PG
    Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) and Russell (David Spade) battle for the same woman. Jeff (Patrick Warburton) fires Audrey's (Megyn Price) pilates instructor after seeing that he is very attractive. Meanwhile, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) is mortified when she learns that Adam (Oliver Hudson) was never on the football team in high school.
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  14. S5 E14 - Uh-Oh It's Magic
    January 16, 2011
    22min
    TV-PG
    Russell (David Spade) takes his date Jessica to a Criss Angel show (Criss Angel appears as himself), leaving Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) to babysit her son Leland (guest star Jonathan Heit). Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) spend time with their surrogate Brenda (guest star Sara Rue) and meet her girlfriend Becky. Adam (Oliver Hudson) is jealous when Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) keeps c...
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  15. S5 E15 - Singing and Dancing
    February 6, 2011
    22min
    TV-PG
    Russell (David Spade) fulfills a lifelong dream and auditions to join Timmy's (Adhir Kalyan) a cappella group, The Raging Toners (guest stars The SoCal VoCals). Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) start hiding out in Jen (Bianca Kajich) and Adam's (Oliver Hudson) apartment to avoid Liz (guest star Wendi McClendon-Covey), Audrey's annoying friend who has moved into their building.
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  16. S5 E16 - Jeff Day
    February 23, 2011
    22min
    TV-PG
    After announcing that it's ‘Jeff Day,' Jeff (Patrick Warburton) finds his plans have changed after the cleaning lady arrives. Meanwhile, Adam (Oliver Hudson) has to figure out why he has developed an eye twitch. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) tries to get revenge on Russell (David Spade), by interfering with his love life.
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  17. S5 E17 - Zygote
    March 2, 2011
    22min
    TV-PG
    Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) move forward with the procedure to impregnate Brenda (guest star Sara Rue) with their child. Russell (David Spade) and Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) start dating pro-basketball players. Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) steal Jeff's Omaha Steaks and then suffer the consequences.
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  18. S5 E18 - Anniversary Chicken
    March 9, 2011
    22min
    TV-PG
    Jeff (Patrick Warburton) remembers that his anniversary with Audrey (Megyn Price) is approaching, and believes that Audrey has forgotten. He sets out to show Audrey how great it is that he remembered, and she did not – a first in their relationship. Jen (Bianca Kajlich) agrees to go bowling with Adam (Oliver Hudson) on their date night. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) is forced to go on a date with Russe...
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  19. S5 E19 - The Set Up
    March 30, 2011
    22min
    TV-PG
    Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey (Megyn Price) set their neighbor, (guest star Wendi McLendon-Covey), up on a blind date with Jeff's co-worker (guest star Larry Joe Campbell). Russell (David Spade) learns that Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) has a sister (guest star Melanie Kannokada). Meanwhile, Adam (Oliver Hudson) checks out a new gym, that turns out to be something different than he expected.
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  20. S5 E20 - Beating The System
    April 6, 2011
    22min
    TV-PG
    Brenda (guest star Sara Rue) takes a pregnancy test to find out if she is pregnant with Jeff (Patrick Warburton) and Audrey's (Megyn Price) baby. Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) and Russell (David Spade) give unsolicited advice to Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich), who is planning her wedding.
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  21. S5 E21 - The Jeff Photo
    April 27, 2011
    22min
    TV-PG
    Jeff (Patrick Warburton) becomes obsessed with his looks after finding an old photograph. Russell (David Spade) reaches an all new low in dating when he hooks up with someone unexpected. Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) have professional photos taken. Audrey (Megyn Price) convinces Liz (guest star Wendi McLendon-Covey) that she needs to have a fling with a man.
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  22. S5 E22 - Double Down
    May 4, 2011
    21min
    TV-PG
    In order to woo a girl he's been chasing who's an event planner, Russell (David Spade) throws Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) a party celebrating his citizenship, despite his being a citizen for over 10 years. Later at the party, Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) causes a disturbance and, with the help of Adam (Oliver Hudson), blames two twins attending the party. Meanwhile, Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patric...
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  23. S5 E23 - The Power Couple
    May 11, 2011
    22min
    TV-PG
    Jeff (Patrick Warburton) gets jealous when Audrey (Megyn Price) gets a raise. Adam (Oliver Hudson) and Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) reap the benefits over a mistaken public wedding proposal. Russell (David Spade) uses Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) to help him find out why Liz (guest star Wendi McLendon-Covey) is not interested in him.
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  24. S5 E24 - The Last of the Red Hat Lovers
    May 18, 2011
    22min
    TV-PG
    Russell (David Spade) is shocked when he learns he is not on the cruise he expected – “The Red Hot Ladies” Cruise. Audrey (Megyn Price) and Jeff (Patrick Warburton) employ the help of Timmy (Adhir Kalyan) to settle a disagreement that started while spending the night at Russell's place. Jennifer (Bianca Kajlich) and Adam (Oliver Hudson) decide to have a little fun when asked to check in on Aud...
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Rules of Engagement Sneak Peek
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Rules of Engagement Sneak Peek
Rules of Engagement Sneak Peek
Rules of Engagement Sneak Peek

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Content advisory
Substance usealcohol usefoul languagesexual content
Subtitles
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Directors
Ted Wass
Producers
Mike SikowitzBarry WernickTom HertzDoug RobinsonJack Giarraputo
Cast
Patrick WarburtonMegyn PriceOliver Hudson
Studio
CBS Network
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