Call Me Fitz

Richard "Fitz" Fitzpatrick, scumbag and top salesman of pre-owned automobiles for 9 years running, hits rock bottom when he crashes a GT on a test drive, and wakes up to find he's grown a conscience -

Refusing to accept Larry into his life, Fitz hires Josh to "take care" of him.

When Fitz discovers Ken is leaving Fitzpatrick Motors to Larry, he needs to prove Larry is NOT his long-lost, brother. And the only way to do it is a visit to his absentee, alcoholic mother Elaine.

Fitz quickly unloads Elaine's El Dorado in hopes of putting their broken relationship behind him for good. But Larry is convinced it was a desperate plea to get her back in his life.

When Larry and Meghan buy Ken a birthday present, Fitz scrambles to come up with his own gift to blow Meghan's out of the water. But the only thing they have in common is cars and porn. So Fitz shoots a car-themed porn with Ken's favorite classic porn star Candy Box. But she's a little older than Fitz remembered.

Fitz tries to distract Larry by hooking him up with a drunk chick, only to end up sleeping with Janet, the drunkest of them all.

Hoping to take advantage of spousal privilege, Fitz proposes to a comatose Babs, believing it will undercut her morse-code testimony.

Fitz is pleasantly surprised to discover his marriage to Babs fulfills his latent maternal longings.

Being a widower has its perks; the pity, the gifts, not to mention the inheritance, which Fitz uses to buy a plot of land for his dream bar, The Summer Wind Lounge.

With a highly publicized charity drive across the street, Fitz decides to out-charity the Ruptals by raising money for Ned the cripple - not a kid, a curmudgeonly middle-aged guy in a wheelchair.

A sniper takes siege of Fitzpatrick Motors. Larry worries the bad karma of not disclosing his syphilis to all his sexual partners has brought this upon Fitz.

The final numbers for the Fibbies are in, and Fitz is way out of contention. But there's a loop-hole - salesmen can enter as a team.

Fitz comes to in a motel room with Ali, Sonja, and Julia, the leader of the Bad Men and the Good Women Who Love Them. But they're divided on what they want to do with him - snip off his dick or record a hostage-style video warning to women everywhere.