Black Dynamite

In this unaired pilot for the upcoming Black Dynamite series, our ass-kickin'-friend-of-the-community Black Dynamite takes on his childhood mentor and surrogate father: That Frog Kurtis, a Puppet TV educator turned super villain!

When Cream Corn saves young Michael Jackson from an assassination attempt, the pint-sized pop star finds in Corn a new best friend. But as Black Dynamite soon discovers, Jacko is far from the cute bundle of talent the world adores!

Convinced he's found his true purpose, making ladies happy with his "Sweet Throat," Bullhorn abandons crime fighting to become a celebrity porn star. It's up to Black Dynamite to extract his sidekick from the pornucopia of pleasure.

Black Dynamite and crew experience one of their most challenging missions to date when they are hired to escort drug-addled and emotionally unstable cultural icon Richard Pryor to the comedy performance of his career.

It's Christmastime at The Whorephanage, and while Black Dynamite loves the holidays, he's distracted by a problem: what can he get the orphans for Christmas?

Every year the Player's Ball -- the annual international gala gathering of Pimps -- tries to top the previous years' festivities. This year, it's a costume party on a luxurious cross-country train.

When the President's plan to destroy the Black community with illegal drugs backfires, Tricky Dick unleashes his latest weapon: Special DEA agent Elvis Aaron Presley!

BD and Crew agree to return to 'Nam to track down Black Dynamite's "brother from another mother," Lawrence Tureaud and set him straight -- before the US Special Forces do. Pity the fool who will try to stop them!

The grind of running the Whorephanage has finally taken its toll on Honey Bee. To cheer her up, Black Dynamite takes her to the circus where she finds a most unlikely admirer in the main attraction: a giant albino ape named Honky Kong!

You better hang on to your seats because Black Dynamites got this one in full throttle! A 70s dream car/death car extravaganza that you will never forget!

Despite protests from the Crew, Black Dynamite opens up the doors of the Whorephanage to his father and the two enjoy catching up until Daddy D convinces his flock to donate all of their material possessions -- to him!