Hal, Tom, and Alex are three housemates with some serious issues on their hands. Hal (Damien Molony) is a 500-year-old vampire, Tom (Michael Socha) is a werewolf and Alex (Kate Bracken) recently had the misfortune of becoming a ghost. Hal’s just been through cold turkey and thinks he’s ready to face the world again.

Alex is scared. The house is haunted, and not just by her. Hal and Tom aren’t so convinced, and besides, there’s an Employee of the Month Competition at the hotel that they’re desperate to win. Closer inspection reveals the undeniable truth – there’s a creepy Victorian child in their attic…and he knows all about them.

Larry is successful. Television weatherman, beauty queen wife, sharp suits, and flash cars. The problem is, Larry is also an untrustworthy slimeball. Not that Tom realizes that, because Tom’s in Larry’s thrall – after all, Larry’s a successful werewolf. Tom feels that he’ll never progress in life, it’s always the Hals of this world that get promoted, not his kind.

Rook is a desperate man – his government department will soon be a casualty to cutbacks unless he’s able to do something – so he’s off to China to find private investors. While he’s away, he needs the Honolulu Heights residents to look after his special charge, werewolf Bobby. Bobby’s been locked up in the archive for decades and is consequently more naïve and socially awkward than Tom ever was.

Tom falls head over heels in lust with Natasha when she runs into the hotel looking for protection from an attack. She needs a job and Tom needs her close, so it’s a match made in heaven until Hal notices her bleeding hand. Coming down hard from blood withdrawal, Hal can’t bear to have an attractive, bleeding girl so close.

There is little left of Hal’s humanity. Having feasted on blood and recruited an army of vampires, he’s ready to return to his hedonistic and debauched days. Tom is set on avenging Natasha’s death and has returned to his default setting – vampire killer.