The Brittas Empire

Gordon finds himself on trial for a long list of charges including the murder of seven men. He pleads his innocence, but the mounting evidence seems to suggest otherwise.

The staff are giving Gordon the silent treatment when he receives a mysterious parcel from South America. Could it be another assassination attempt?

Laura is away at a job interview for the day, causing Helen to panic that she might be leaving. Meanwhile, the baptism taking place in the swimming pool goes horribly wrong.

As Whitbury Leisure Centre celebrates its second anniversary, Gordon's twin brother Horatio visits before taking up his new church posting. He is having doubts about his vocation and is looking for a sign, which Gordon inadvertently provide.

The staff are raising money for a second trampoline, Gordon is doing a sponsored silence, and Colin is attempting a marathon juggling act. It's also Laura's birthday, and she receives a visit from a tall dark handsome stranger.

Gordon prepares for the centre's forthcoming Elderly Week, but he's troubled by the realization that he must pass on the onerous task of running the place when he himself passes on. Meanwhile, Helen's twins are due.