Delinquent Hamsters

Regent’s sunflower seeds have gone missing. Mohawk’s cheeks are suspiciously large. You do the math.

Mohawk has claimed the sleeping hut as his own, but Regent ain’t gonna take that lying down… because he wants to lie down in that hut, dammit!

It’s time to decide, once and for all, who’s the most hardcore delinquent around.

Mohawk and Regent have a way with the ~ladies~.

There’s a new hamster in town. He’s got a great perm, but it takes more than a punky haircut to be a delinquent. Regent and Mohawk gotta take this ‘kohai’ under their wing…

History repeats itself… only this time Kohai is along for the sunflower-seed-covered ride.

What the hell is that pink thing??

The hamsters shove sunflower seeds into their mouths to see who’s most delinquent. Yes, that makes perfect sense. SHUT UP.

Playtime’s over, and the delinquent hamsters mean business — because they want more freakin’ playtime!

The delinquents’ sleeping arrangements get a major upgrade. Chaos ensues. I mean, what’d you expect? For the hamsters to just get along or whatever? HA HA HA… no.

Kohai climbs to new heights. And then he can’t figure out how to get down again. WHOOPS.

Hamsters are definitely the most impressive animals around, right? Right?? … RIGHT?!?!!

Do not underestimate the powers of the cushion. Not even delinquents are immune to its sorcery!

GET OFF OUR TURF YOU STUPID PIGEON.

Regent has a …special… way of claiming a carboard tube as his own. Ewwwwwww.

Kohai plummets to new depths. And then he can’t figure out how to climb out again. How the hell does he keep getting himself into these situations??!

Kiyomasa comes calling. He needs advice from the delinquents. It goes about as well as you’d expect from a show like this.

What the heck is that wheel thing??

The delinquents acquire a clubhouse. Chaos ensues. What, you’re surprised? You really need to stop expecting better of these hamsters, dude.

The delinquents try a new food. They… like it? Maybe? It’s hard to tell, honestly.

Operation Sweet Potato is underway, and (predictably) Kohai gets the short end of the stick… er, potato? Spit-covered tissue bridge? Maybe? Something like that.

DIDN’T WE SCARE YOU OFF LAST TIME??? UGH! GO THE HECK AWAY, YOU STUPID PIGEON!!!

Temperature control in the sleeping hut is Serious Business for delinquents.

The delinquents find another clubhouse. We’ll give you three guesses as to how that goes, and the first two don’t count.

Man, that cushion really messes up the delinquents’ image, doesn’t it? But it’s just so soooooft…