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- 第 季第 1 集1 - "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand"2003年1月19日22 分鐘At JFK's kegger, Abe Lincoln tries to win Cleopatra's heart, Gandhi gets drunk on non-alcoholic beer, and Principal Scudworth gets beaten up for saying the phrase "raise the roof."可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集2 - Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo2003年1月26日22 分鐘Abe and JFK campaign against each other in the school presidential elections, which, as you might expect, leads to Marilyn Manson singing about the food pyramid.可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集3 - A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder2003年2月2日22 分鐘When Gandhi is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder, America's most famous A.D.D. victim, Tom Green, teaches the school that you can't get the disease from toilet seats.可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集4 - Film Fest: Tears of a Clone2003年2月9日22 分鐘At the Clone High Film Festival, Abe pours his heart into a movie about a football-playing giraffe, George Washington Carver and Gandhi make a mixed-race action comedy called Black and Tan, and Joan of Arc directs a bizarre, avant-garde film.可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集5 - Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening2003年2月16日21 分鐘Clone High tackles the hard-hitting issue of Sleepy Driving when Abe and JFK square off in a drag race for Cleo's love, and Mr. Butlertron gets into a Battle Bots-style fight with a cocksure test-grading machine.可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集6 - "Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc"2003年2月23日22 分鐘The Clone High basketball team doesn't allow girls or animals to play, so Joan of Arc takes a cue from her historic counterpart and disguises herself as a boy by putting on a comically large mustache. (ESPN's Chris Berman and Dan Patrick guest star.)可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集7 - "Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations"2003年3月2日22 分鐘MTV's casting department demonstrates their mastery in being able to attract guest stars of the highest caliber in this episode, as Ashley Angel from O-Town visits Clone High and wins Cleo's heart.可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集8 - "Raisin' The Stakes: A Rock Opera In Three Acts"2003年3月9日22 分鐘Jack Black guest stars in a trippy rock opera episode where the students get high from smoking raisins, and Gandhi has a bad trip where he is eaten by a live-action cat and encounters a two-headed Olsen Twins monster.可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集9 - "A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm"2003年1月11日22 分鐘Abe is stuck in the middle of a Civil War between Joan and Cleo when they are forced to move in together. And by "Civil War" I mean "girl fight" and by "move in together" I mean "roll around ripping each other's clothes off."可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集10 - Litter Kills: Literally2004年7月13日22 分鐘Continuing a time-honored teen-drama tradition, a hastily-introduced "best friend" is killed and melodramatically mourned when Clone High succumbs to the evils of litter. (90210's Luke Perry guest stars as marked man Ponce de Leon.可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集11 - Snowflake Day: A Very Special Clone High Holiday Special2003年1月25日22 分鐘Mandy Moore guest stars as a homeless angel who teaches Joan of Arc the true meaning of a completely made-up, meaningless holiday可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集12 - Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode2003年1月25日22 分鐘Abe tries to decide whether he will ask Joan or Cleo to prom, and JFK makes Gandhi over into GFK to help him find a date to dry hump at prom.可供購買
- 第 季第 1 集13 - Changes: You Got A Prom Wit Dat?2003年3月1日22 分鐘In the shocking prom night conclusion to the season, one of the clones loses their virginity, and guest star John Stamos selflessly sacrifices his own life to save the students.可供購買