The Addams Family

Thing disappears from his box.

Uncle Fester applies for a job as an insurance salesman with the same company which is threatening to cancel the Addams'' policy (because Fester keeps blowing things up).

Lurch becomes inconsolable when Gomez donates the family harpsichord to a collector.

When Morticia hears the stock market has crashed, she assumes that Gomez has been financially wiped out and rallies the family to help make money.

While enjoying a moonlight picnic and snail hunt, the Addams Family is mistaken for Martians by uniformed investigators from Mysterious Space Objects Headquarters. In turn, Gomez and the clan regard their inquisitors with suspicion.

An organ grinder's fugitive monkey leads Fester to believe that he has turned Pugsley into a monkey.

Morticia's favorite charity is having an auction--so Morticia persuades her family to part with things to sell. Donations include Wednesday's headless doll, the old flogging table, a stuffed vulture and Uncle Fester's dynamite.

The Addams Family ignores notices that their house is to be condemned to make way for a freeway.

Uncle Fester's Midwestern pen pal, Madelyn, is coming to visit. Fester panics, as he has described himself as handsome, heroic and romantic.

Morticia and Gomez are worried about Cousin Itt--because he spends his days sleeping and dreaming in his tiny room.

A recording company's platter of Lurch's gravelly voice brings a screaming mob of teenage fans to the Addams house.

Taken in by a psychologist's pronouncement that the only happily married couples are those who fight members of the Addams household devise schemes to start a battle between Gomez and Morticia.

Gomez decides to bolster Cousin Itt's failing ego by making him the star of a production aimed as a birthday surprise for Wednesday.

While Morticia and Gomez are celebrating their 13th wedding anniversary, Morticia tells Wednesday and Pugsley a bedtime story of how she and Gomez first met.

Wednesday and Pugsley refuse to go to bed until they hear the rest of the courtship story. Morticia resumes the tale via flashback.

Romance seems close at hand for Thing, the Addams right-hand-in-a-box, when Gomez's aunt, Princess Millicent, arrives for a visit accompanied by Lady Fingers, her handmaiden.

Morticia and Gomez visit Mayor Henson to complain that their property tax is ridiculously low. After the Mayor proves his incompetence by offering a refund, Gomez is persuaded to become a candidate for the office.

During a welcome home party for Cousin Itt, Morticia notices that the diminutive guest of honor seems to be losing his hair.

Wednesday and Pugsley return in tears from trick-or-treating because a neighbor has told them there is no such thing as a witch.

Determined to correct the dreadful dragon-slaying type literature that Wednesday and Pugsley are exposed to, Morticia sets out to create a new literary world for children.

In need of artistic fulfillment, Morticia takes up sculpting and Gomez gets Sam Picasso, a seedy art dealer, to buy it.

Young Pugsley copies one of his dad's old love letters and sends it to his teacher, Isobel Dunbar. Miss Dunbar comes to visit the Addams home and confesses to Gomez that no man has ever fallen so in love with her.

Prompted by Morticia's invitation, Mr. and Mrs. Henry Courtney visit the Addams house for tea, hoping to meet a number of the social set.

There is a neighborhood burglar on the loose, and Morticia has reason to believe it could be Gomez.

Morticia's pet plant Cleopatra gobbles up her favorite photo of Gomez from the family album.