The Misery Index

The most disgusting house guests ever, a loser dad uses cookie money for an erotic massage and the Tenderloins go full-Italian as two contestants duke it out for $30K in this episode of The Misery Index.

Joe and Jameela have a major costume clash, there’s a ex living in your attic, and a little boy overhears his parents having sex...and then impersonates them. All that plus Q’s arachnophobia in this episode of The Misery Index.

Q and Sal dress each other up in a dare both of them regret, a karaoke queen finds out what puppy pee tastes like, and Murr pleasures an old man’s big toe, all on this weird and wonderful episode of The Misery Index.

An influencer face sucking an octopus, the most polite pass-out in history, and Murr faces his single biggest fear, all in one fun-packed episode of The Misery Index.

What does Murr look like with a full head of hair, what’s it like to have 250 orgasms in a single day, and who likes to use handcuffs in the bedroom? Find out as our contestants battle for 30k in this kinky episode of The Misery Index.

Find out what happens when a carnival ride goes wrong, what it means to get intimate with the Golden Gate Bridge, and why what happens in Vegas really should stay there in this special Twins-centric episode of The Misery Index.

Sweat bees in the eyes, one girl's battle with the zombie apocalypse and why you should never inject your privates with petroleum jelly! It’s all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

A priest and nun have some late-night fun, a truckload of glass flattens a motorcyclist, and an Englishman with a with very weird horse fetish - and that’s just a small taste of this insanely funny episode of The Misery Index.

Find out why Sal’s mind is blown over poking holes in condoms, what makes Murr say "It was the coming out that hurt more than the going in”, and what it looks like to be eaten by a sidewalk. All this and more on The Misery Index.

In this Holiday Special episode of The Misery Index, find out why camels and nativities don’t mix, why Santa never goes rock climbing and why Joe is trying to sell caramelized ginger bread taint.