Lucy, The Daughter of the Devil

Satan buys Tequila Sally's, and Lucy convinces him to hire DJ Jesus to be the karaoke disc jockey. The Special Fathers and the Special Sister are closing in on Lucy using an artifact they found called the Glass Eye of Saint Augustine.

He's Not the Messiah, He's a DJ: Lucy, daughter of Satan, struggles to find a boyfriend free of her father's meddling. The Prince of Lies sets her up on a blind date with a senator at Club Armageddon, home of DJ Jesus.

Satan and Becky, the Devil's advocate, believe if the people of the world masturbate just 8% more, civilization will collapse. So they launch Sinsperations!, a sex toy manufacturing and outreach operation.

The Prophesy tells us that if DJ Jesus doesn't perform at Burning Man an unholy sand storm will destroy the American west. The wind is rising but DJ Jesus gets lost in the desert, where Satan is waiting to tempt him.

A teratoma is tumor that grows teeth and hair. Satan has one removed from his armpit and brings it home to be his friend. Terry the Teratoma immediately falls for Becky the Devil's advocate. Together they plot to kill DJ Jesus.

Senator Whitehead wants to announce his candidacy for President of the United States during a ritual human sacrifice at Bohemian Grove, as all serious Presidential candidates do. Satan suggests DJ Jesus as the sacrificee.

Senator Whitehead's son Tad is a registered sex offender so Satan gives him a job as a busboy at Tequila Sally's. Tad makes a life-sized sculpture of Lucy out of raw meat and left-over food and has sex with it in the walk-refrigerator.

Vampire altar boys and vampire choir boys have been preying on priests throughout the city. The Archbishop of San Francisco asks the Special Fathers for help and the Special Sister gets a crash course in vampire hunting.

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A monster has been coming across the Golden Gate Bridge at night and attacking the city of San Francisco. Everyone wants to be involved in the final confrontation with this huge, terrible and strangely familiar creature.

DJ Jesus and his entourage rent out a Catholic girl's boarding school so he can work on his re-remix. Thirty years ago, this place was the scene of a grisly crime and the past invades the present in the form of Catholic school girl ghosts.