My Wife and Kids

The Kyles leave for their family vacation in Hawaii.

Michael and Janet decide to go out, leaving their kids all alone.

Michael finds out the family's flight leaves much earlier than he thought.

Jay convinces Michael to take dancing lessons..

While making Claire's bed, Jay finds her diary hidden under the mattress.

After Michael admits liking Claire's boyfriend, Tony, she dumps him.

Jay volunteers to be the Director for Kady's kindergarten class play.

Michael and Janet act like they are fighting to teach the kids a lesson.

Michael's sister Kelly visits for the weekend.

Michael decides to help Junior on his women approach techniques.

Jay paints a portrait of Michael based on Michelangelo's David.

Michael's old friend Tommy shows up in a wheelchair.

Jay decides to attend an "Open Your Heart" seminar for struggling couples.

Michael is recruited to camp out with Kady and her friends.

Michael wants some time alone in the house.

Jay nominates Michael for the "Small Businessman of the Year" award.

Something about Jr.'s new girlfriend rubs Jay the wrong way.

After walking in on Jr. and his girlfriend, Michael throws his son out.

Michael and Jay are asked to serve jury duty together.

Jr and Claire find a lost wallet containing $500.

Claire gets her driving permit, but Michael won't lend her the car.

Jay finds a photo of Michael's attractive former girlfriend.

Jay decides to spend more quality time with Michael.

Claire reveals that she and Tony have decided to have sex.

Claire is invited to senior prom, Jay volunteers to chaperone.