CollegeHumor Shorts: Vol. 5

The radical new way to slurp your mayo is totally tubular (as in, it's a tube).

Try Realistic Dream Phone to find even more emotionally unavailable guys to maybe talk to!

You've been drinking literal beetle juice.

As a woman of color, it's your job to talk only about that & nothing else you've ever accomplished.

On this blessed 4/20, all the good little stoners wake up to dank gifts & ganja from the Weed Man.

Everything I've ever read about average penis size leads me to believe some of you may be lying.

Tax season is upon us, and it's time to reconsider your politics... unless you don't make six figures.

Why finish the story you started when you could do literally anything else?

Who truly understands the difference between a joke, a prank, and a lie?

The rest is history.

The sport where spooning matters.

Can you write me a prescription for that one thing that bothers me every day but I do nothing about?

Ever since Brennan moved to the West Coast, he can't handle sub zero temperatures. SOFT!