Family Guy

Peter decides to take Lois on a second honeymoon.

When Chris' teacher wins the lotto and quits, Brian fills in as the substitute.

Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements so he decides to break a Guinness record to achieve something that he will be remembered for after he dies.

When Meg asks a cute boy at school on a date and he turns her down, she looks to her family for support.

When Peter hears screams coming from Cleveland and Loretta's house, he tries to help but discovers Loretta in a compromising position.

At a game night among friends, Lois lets Peter win at Trivial Pursuit, which leads Peter to gloat and think he's a genius.

When "The Bachelorette" comes to Quahog, they recruit Brian to be a contestant.

When Peter runs up a tab at the local pharmacy, the only way out of paying the bill is to sell Meg to the owner's son, Neil, who has been stalking her for months.

When Lois is short on cash and can't pay her grocery store bill, she resorts to stealing.

When the Griffins visit Lois' parents, Lois realizes that her father prevented her from fulfilling her lifelong dream of becoming a model, so she returns to Quahog and hits the catwalk.

When Brian attends a PTA meeting, he meets Meg's high school teacher and starts to date her.

When Peter and the guys go on a fishing trip, they end up in choppy waters that leave them stranded on a desert island.

When Chris discovers he'll be hazed as part of a high school ritual, he runs away to South America, where he assimilates to the uncivilized, tribal culture.

After a controversial mishap occurs during a live broadcast, the FCC begins to censor all of Peter's favorite television shows.

After writing a story for a local magazine, Brian lands a job with the prestigious New Yorker.

When Stewie intensifies his efforts to kill Lois, she thinks he is acting out and orders Peter to spend more time with him.

When Lois drags Peter to the doctor for a physical, his diagnosis is clear: he's too fat.

When Peter's dad visits the Griffins, he tries to impose his religious beliefs on the family.

After an accident lands Brian in the hospital, he has a near-death experience that leads him to take a new lease on life.

At his high school reunion, Peter pretends to be a big-shot millionaire to impress his classmates, but the truth comes out when he meets Tom Brady and loses all self-control.

When Peter goes on a television game show and wins a maid for a week, Quagmire becomes smitten with her and ends up popping the question.

After a pregnancy scare, Peter reluctantly agrees to get a vasectomy. But after the operation, Peter's sex drive becomes nonexistent.

When Meg lands an internship with Mayor West, Brian argues that he's corrupt.

After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.

While visiting the Griffins, Brian's gay cousin Jasper announces he's engaged to his partner and wants to be married in their home.