Archer

Archer goes to great lengths to cover up discrepancies in his expense account as he attempts to access the international spy agency's mainframe computer.

Lana's residual lust for Archer prompts Malory to promote Cyril to field agent.

A new field agent makes a splash, but Archer and Lana suspect there may be something all too perfect about their new diversity hire.

Malory hosts a dinner party for the UN intelligence chairman, Torvald Utne, in an effort to get a new weapons contract for the international spy agency.

Malory's furious at Nikolai, her KGB lover: Cuban agent Ramon Limon has stolen a... private... video of the two, and is blackmailing her with it. She gives Ramon the keys and deed to her South Beach condo; she'll get the disc with the video once he gets the money.

Malory tells Archer he's assigned to take out Skorpio, an infamous arms dealer, while Malory is heading to a mysterious "conference." Archer's just concerned with using the bounty to redo his kitchen. Malory thinks he'll need the money to once again give Peta, the maid, an abortion

When a bomb threat jeopardizes the maiden voyage of the luxury airship Excelsior, Archer and his fellow agents must battle the clock (and each other) to avert disaster.

After the international spy agency loses yet another lucrative contract to rival agency ODIN, Malory assigns Archer and Lana to embarrass ODIN by stealing a priceless diamond from their biggest client.

Archer and Lana nearly capture enemy agent Kasparoff on the streets of Paris - after causing havoc and running a policeman off the road - but ODIN arrives on the scene, and takes credit for the capture.

On a stormy night, a bloody Archer, cleaver in hand, arrives in Malory's bedroom...18 hours earlier: Pam posts the international spy agency's new non-fraternization policy, a consequence of Cyril cheating on Lana.