Dilbert

When Dilbert wakes up, with Dogbert's help, after another night of having the egg dream, he discovers he isn't the only one to have had this dream. His fellow employees, Wally and Alice, tell Dilbert about a guy, Chicken Man, who turned into a chicken after he was put in charge of a project that he was unable to name. After the dismal failure of the throat lozenges, Dilbert is put in charge of...

When rumors of competition in the field reach Dilbert, he is forced to push up the deadline on the Gruntmaster 6000. The Boss decides they need to increase security, so their progress is not leaked, and puts Dogbert in charge of the new extensive security. Dilbert is suspected of being a traitor and fired from his job, so he takes a job with the rival company. At his new job Dilbert has his ow...

When Dilbert, Alice, and Wally are working on a new prototype, they realize they are competing against the notoriously ruthless Lena to come up with the best idea, and the losers will be transferred to the dreaded Albany. Lena seduces Dilbert in order to steal his idea of a skin depruner, while Wally joins Lena's team. The crowd embraces Lena's depruner, until Dogbert points out that it causes...

When Dilbert discovers Wally reading Dogbert's investing book, the two get involved in an elaborate stock buying charade orchestrated by Dogbert, and wind up owning a controlling interest in their own company. Wally and Dilbert attend a board meeting, where the board members attempt to determine how to lose more money and Dogbert becomes CEO. Dilbert proposes the idea of flex-time, where emplo...

It is now time to test the Gruntmaster, and the legendary and jaded Bob Bastard is brought in to put the prototype to the test. The first test is the test of seismic activity, and the second is the test of high temperature endurance, both of which the prototype fails, much to Bob's satisfaction. Alice and Wally are completely under Bob's spell, so it is up to Dilbert to make sure the Gruntmast...

Dilbert, Alice, Wally and the Boss go to Elbonia, a third world country, which is covered in mud, where their factory is located to manufacture Gruntmasters. They discover the working conditions are horrendous, as the "Right" people have been horribly exploiting the Lefties, who they believe to be inferior because they are left handed. Dilbert tries to help the Lefties rebel, but is arrested a...

When a cold epidemic hits the office, Dilbert realizes the importance of his own office, with a door, in order to stop the germ spreading cycle. The cold soon leads to mutations, as employees sprout new limbs, and the Boss decides, with Dogbert's prompting, to build a new office building. Dilbert gets himself put in charge of the new building, to ensure that he gets an office with a door. Dilb...

Dilbert arrives at work to discover that someone has been in his cubicle, rearranging his stuff and using his computer. Later, the Boss coaxes Wally, Alice, and Dilbert to go to the dry-erase meeting with the promise of free food, but when they get there the food is all gone. After the meeting, Dilbert receives porn magazines for little people and also discovers that all the dry-erase markers ...

When Dilbert was little, he has was diagnosed with "the knack" for technology by the garbage man disguised as a doctor, which ensured his career as

With the year 2000 rapidly approaching, the employees discover that the computer mainframe, known as Black Betty, will break down when it becomes 2000. Dilbert is put in charge of fixing this problem, and Wally, who was there when Black Betty was installed, does not remember how to access the mainframe. Reminiscent of "The Wizard of Oz", Dilbert, Alice, Asok, Wally, and Dogbert go to see Catbe...

Driven by the need for a new plaque to cover up a dead fly stain on his wall, the Boss has volunteered to chair the "Associated Way" charity drive. Of course he has no intention of doing this himself and appoints Wally as charity coordinator. Participation is strictly voluntary, but the t-shirt you are given upon donation emblazoned with "I Get To Keep My Job" is just added incentive. Everyone...

Dilbert is sick and tired of the holidays and feels they have all become a big waste of time. Dogbert has the solution. He goes to Congress under the auspices of the APWDBUD (The Association Of People Who Drink Beer And Use Dynamite) and convinces them to vote on consolidating all holidays into one -- National Dogbert Day. The idea has its merits until Wally is on the brink of suicide (he used...

Much to Dilbert's horror, he finds out the Boss has already shot an infomercial for the Gruntmaster 6000 and has sent the machine out to a family for field-testing. The family, an incredibly dumb one from the depths of rural Texas, has no idea that they have in their possession a machine that could annihilate the entire solar system. As Dilbert travels to Texas to track down the Gruntmaster, t...