The Sarah Silverman Program

Sarah is tired of being woken up by church bells every Sunday morning, and goes to the church to express her outrage.

After their mother's grave, and skeleton, is defiled, the Silverman sisters become contestants on their favorite TV show in hopes of winning the money to replace the tombstone.

Sarah wagers that it's easier to be a black person in American than a Jewish person, and attempts to prove it by becoming "black" for a day with the help of a makeup artist.

Sarah's curiosity is piqued when Doug, her dog, repeatedly licks his own ass. When she finally gives in to temptation and takes a taste for herself, she is witnessed in the act.

When Sarah's cherished Hamburglar doll is missing, she fires her maid, Dora, believing she stole it. Without a maid, Sarah's life descends into squalor and chaos.

Sarah enters a serious romance with God. She starts to sour on his neediness and deep-seeded insecurity, but she also wants to show him off at her high school reunion.

Sarah becomes an adult bed-wetter. Brian is very attached to his long beard, despite the fact that Steve hates it.

Sarah discovers her Russian ancestors were raped by Mongolians. Believing this has personally affected her, even 800 years after the fact, Sarah sues the entire nation of Mongolia.

Sarah loses her keys, so has no choice but to become homeless. She meets an old friend who shows her the beauty of homelessness, causing Sarah to never want to go home again.

Sarah thinks she's psychic but quickly discovers her friends are just really predictable and boring. Her answer is to abandon her friends and trade them in for new ones.

Sarah is oblivious to the fact that she is 9-months pregnant, assuming she's just been bloated. When she finally comprehends her situation, she realizes she may be in over her head.

Sarah thinks she sees Osama Bin Laden on the street and runs him over with her car.

Sarah gets high for the first time, and leaves herself a voicemail imploring herself to treat her stoned thoughts seriously, and to act on them.

Sarah discovers that her father is not dead. When she and her father reconnect, they do what any father and daughter would: form a soft rock cover band.

Sarah strives to leave a legacy by creating a popular slang word: "Ozay." While she struggles to get others interested, Brian effortlessly succeeds in the same pursuit with his word, "Dot-nose".

Sarah mocks the institution of marriage by announcing that she and her dog, Doug, are engaged.