Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

This season premiere features Nick discussing dive bars, a parody of "16 and Pregnant," an infomercial for an unorthodox way to get better abs, and Wheelchair Cat defending one of his 9 lives in court. Guest starring Simon Rex.

Nick confesses to involvement in a bathroom mishap, along with sketches including a space alien paternity test, a successful trial lawyer, and a cleaning product that picks up stubborn stains. Guest starring Jay Johnston.

Nick talks about the differences between the iPhone and the Droid. Sketches include a send-up of local news broadcasts, a man meeting his girlfriend's unorthodox parents, and the story of a man and his dog with a new twist.

Sketches include a commercial for a restaurant where only certain customers get to eat free, a man consolidates both his businesses due to the recession, and Wheelchair Cat ends up in the hospital.

Nick talks about sitting next to actress Liv Tyler during a first class flight. Sketches include a man receiving a unique face transplant, a distraught family, and Garry Gaga trying to warm up to the new police captain.

Nick talks about Johnny Depp's amazing life. Sketches include a couple's disastrous date, a stripper getting magical powers, and a breakfast cereal character turning a holiday dinner into a nightmare. Guest starring Ron Perlman.

Nick talks about sketches that never made it into the show. Sketches include drunk girls causing havoc, a first time dad becoming paranoid, and a man performing an awkward eulogy. Guest starring Owen Benjamin.