The Heart, She Holler

When Boss Hoss Heartshe dies, who will inherit the town? The answer is a secret you can never know! (Answer: his secret son.)

Hambrosia and Hurshe use the greatest weapons of all time to get control of the holler: hand chops, doll-napping and murder.

Boss Hoss Heartshe decides its high time Hurlan, his head man-boy in charge cracks the nut of the town curse.

Sometimes low-class people require high-tech solutions. And the bible.

When Hurlan discovers that his calling is to be a doctor, his sister, Hurshe, takes advantage of his crotch generosity.

When a non-meddling non-reporter doesn't stick his nose where it doesn't belong, the holler goes on HIGH ALERT!